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New Words for 2011

Postby flick4411 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:47 pm

New Words for 2011

I have been known to be a Praire Dog and I have worked for Seagull Managers...

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING..
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP DONKEY.
A deeply unattractive person..

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

* OH-NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.


* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* TRAMP STAMP.
Tattoo on a female.

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
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Re: New Words for 2011

Postby Bethers » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:29 pm

:lol:
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Re: New Words for 2011

Postby BirdbyBird » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:36 am

I recognized several of those words..... :lol: :lol:
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Re: New Words for 2011

Postby avalen » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:41 am

:lol:
hey, I love a monkey bath!
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Re: New Words for 2011

Postby mitch5252 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:55 am

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:lol: :lol:

Did you get this from a friend who resides outside of the United States? A Brit, perhaps?

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Re: New Words for 2011

Postby OutandAbout » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:32 pm

Hey I resemble a few of those descriptions. :lol: :lol: Linda
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