Turkey Day

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Turkey Day

Postby WickedLady » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:37 pm

John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. The parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"


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Re: Turkey Day

Postby BarbaraRose » Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Turkey Day

Postby dpf » Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!
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Re: Turkey Day

Postby snowball » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:11 pm

loved it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Turkey Day

Postby cpatinjones » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Turkey Day

Postby ali1257 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:40 pm

Got that from another friend. Now I have laughed all over again over it.
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