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Postby oliveoil » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:40 pm

No Speak English


A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken pointed to her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!


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Re: No Speak English

Postby avalen » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: No Speak English

Postby Fernie » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:46 am

Too many years in the factory-------or maybe I'm just plain bad but my mind was in the gutter too!!! LOL
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Re: No Speak English

Postby SeeyaGal » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:42 am

Me too! :D :lol:
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Re: No Speak English

Postby Getupngo » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:58 pm

You got me!

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