GOOD MORNING!
Barbzee is having surgery today, yes? I am thinking of you, Barb, and wishing and hoping all goes smoothly and fast, and that you heal as well or better than your last time.
I have already been to the post office to use their telephone to report that I have no phone service since the lightning strike almost on top of my house yesterday afternoon. I sometimes have DSL internet, and sometimes not, as those in the chatroom saw last night. When I got out of the chat, I tried my phone....nothing. Unplugged my wireless ones, and tried a direct phone. Nothing. I am hoping I can send this through before I lose the internet again, too. It's possible it was just the DSL server part of my service that was iffy last night---but the phone is gone! I even tried plugging a direct phone into the box outside on my house to make sure, after the idiot on the line this morning asked me to go out and try to plug a phone into that box. (6 miles roundtrip) I asked her if she wanted to hold without any pretty music while I drove home and tried that, and then drove back! She declined! And I don't give a rat's patootie anyway, if the problem should be inside the house or outside the house-----I NEED a telephone, regardless.
"I need to inform you that you will be billed....etc. etc." I KNOW that, (you idiot)...I am willing to pay through the nose for anything that will fix my service! "Well, I checked the line, and your phone rang!" Bull pippies it rang! It might have sounded as if it rang, but it didn't! No service in or out of my house!
"OK, I will send the repair service out sometime between 9 and 5 today. How can I call you if I need to?" AHEM! You CAN'T! I have no phone service which is why I drove here in my PJs to the local post office to ask to borrow their phone!
"How can the repairman gain access to your place? Do you have a doorbell?" DOORBELL??? Are you kidding! I live in the boonies and have a dog that will let me know when someone is coming within a mile of my house, and then will tear the legs off of whomever dares to enter without my saying it's ok! I KNOW that lightning struck a pole near me, and that I cannot climb that pole to fix it! I will remain at home here until the man shows up, don't you worry about that!
Then she had the audacity to ask me if I was aware of all the 'deals' Verizon had at the moment, and if I wanted to hear about them!!!!! Good grief, woman, I am standIng in our local post office in my PJs, fuming through the nose at all the time I wasted trying to get a human being on the line, and you want to try to SELL me something? Are you totally out of touch with reality?
So, after driving all over hell and gone trying to get enough cell signal to call on my own, I luckily found the postmistress willing to share that phone. Then, after going through about 75 robotic messages, "Push 1, push 2, push 79886----English or Spanish or Hindu----home phone----business phone----cell phone----repair----fios----dsl----service----billing info----new equipment-----"I am sorry, but I cannot understand your response!" I asked her if there was any possible way to get a human being right off the bat should I somehow get one band of cell phone service for a fleeting moment somewhere? "Oh no, there is no way to avoid the messages," she said. ACK!!!! GiVe me strength! So now I am trapped here all day awaiting the repair man who won't have the right stuff to repair the wires or box or trees on line shorting it out. Guess I'll tackle my upstairs and put away Christmas stuff!
Coffee is what I need, and I need it NOW! Will sit outside on porch to read other messages, if this DSL holds up long enough.
Happy Wednesday to you all, and I hope your day goes smoother than mine has so far! No harm----just total frustration!! My blood pressure is probably in the 500s!!!