Late yesterday afternoon my doorbell rang, which is fairly unusual anyway. I have a window that looks out on my front porch (it has blinds on the window, I only open them when someone is out there), which has really come in handy in the "covid times" we are living in.
When I heard the door bell, I got up from the couch and went to the window, and pulled up the blinds to see who was out there. On my front porch was a beefy, thirty-something guy who needed a shave, wearing one of those reflective vests, with a clipboard in his hand. He was not wearing a mask. My dog is sniffing intensely at the door, which is never a good sign - he generally just ignores the door bell when it rings.
I asked the guy what he was selling, and (natch) he said that he wasn't selling anything, that he was just doing an "important survey". Yeah, right. Like I was born yesterday.
They always say they aren't selling anything. In my experience, when they say they "aren't selling anything", it definitely means that they are selling something. The clipboard-survey thing is just part of the come-on.
Anyway - get this: he asked me if I would open my door so that we could speak face-to-face while he asked his "survey" questions.
Read again the description of this yahoo above. Would you have opened your door to this guy? Not me, that's for sure.
I said "no thanks" to his open-the-door-face-to-face-no-mask request. I said it twice. He just kept right on talking, finally I just lowered the blinds and walked away from the window.
My dog stayed quite a while by the (closed) front door, even after I had gone back to the couch. This is never a good sign either.
To tell the truth, the whole situation kind of creeped me out.
Anne