Do not tick off the woman

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Do not tick off the woman

Postby avalen » Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:27 pm

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !



You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
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Re: Do not tick off the woman

Postby Paulette » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:12 am

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, I needed that!
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Re: Do not tick off the woman

Postby WickedLady » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:23 pm

:lol: :lol:
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