Broken Microwave

[mitch5252]

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I got the damn thing down and out to the trash can ALL BY MYSELF.
However, the downside was I lost a part of my right nipple.

It kept hurting but I was afraid to look...finally had to see if I was in trouble. Yup, bleeding and cut! OUCH OUCH! It is now bandaged with antibiotic cream. I certainly hope I do not end up with an infected nipple...oh, wait – that might be the ticket to breast reduction!

Now, stop laughing.

[sharon]

Oh for petes sake, surely there's a handy man type guy around you that you can throw a couple of bucks to to come out and do stuff like that for you! One of these days you're gonna hurt yourself beyond repair trying to do things you have no business doing!! Whew, glad I'm done yelling at you....so how's your nipple now?

[Sandersmr]

I'm not sure I would admit to that type of injury. <snicker>

[asirimarco]

Had a lady working for me several years ago that explained to me that she missed work the day before because she had to go to emergency because her dog bit her nipple off. I din't ask any questions - was afraid of the answer! But have often wondered?????

[mitch5252]

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Mine was an unseen piece of very sharp sheet metal as I was hauling the dang thing out to the trash can...
I will repeat - OUCH!
Oh, can you imagine what The Pest is gonna have to say about this one?
Thank goodness today is a travel day for her and Ronnie!!

[BirdbyBird]

Be careful out there. We appreciate you whole.

[Readytogo]

Oh gosh, that's one of those things that are not funny but you have to laugh! It also occurs to me that is isnt the first boob accident you've had with appliances! (If ya'll don't remmember, look back though the posts!) Had a fun day with Tina and Sarah, everyone have a good night!

[Acadianmom]

I have a microwave over my stove that is also the vent. I hate that thing. You wouldn't believe how greasy it gets. The first one went out because the roof was leaking through the stove vent and microwave. I had a hard time finding anyone that would install a new one. When the store doesn't want to install something they tell you any handyman can do it. Just where do they think these handymen are?

Martha

[Redwahine]

You need a better explanation than,"the microwave did it". Seriously, be careful and take care of your wound!!

[dpf]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the one about the dog.......

[mitch5252]

You need a better explanation than,"the microwave did it". Seriously, be careful and take care of your wound!!

The hole that was ripped into my t-shirt and then snagged on a sharp piece of sheet metal!
You can see just where the rip is...(I know, I know - I didn't have a bra on, hence the low position of the hole. Come on - I'm 60. Whatdaya expect?)

Don't I wish there was a nice, strong, good-looking, helpful handyman around...

[Bethers]

Sorry, Mitch, but I am sitting here laughing and my laughter got louder with all the following posts. But I do believe it hurts. And I sure hope it doesn't get infected. I could just see you at the doctor now.

[BirdbyBird]

and I think most of us have heard enough of the strange "injury" stories that turn up in ERs....

[VickieP]

I told her she was gonna have to either start tucking them in her waistband or flopping them over her shoulders!

[Redetotry]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind the one about the dog.......