New Kayak - One More Thing To Help Me Kill Myself!

[mitch5252]

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If I go to Alaska, I'm either going to drown or be eaten by bears (very high likelihood of that since I'm going to make Abby a Bacon Collar),

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[Bethers]

kewl. I intend to kayak in the ocean - which means a tour/renting - when there this summer. We shall see. Please don't put the bacon collar on Abby around the bears. Or is that your intention? If so you best not be on the other end of the leash. You goof.

[VickieP]

She's mean, mean, mean!! Maybe the bear will drown you, then eat you!

[mitch5252]

She's mean, mean, mean!! Maybe the bear will drown you, then eat you!

Hey, I ain't gonna be no bear bait...why do you think Abby's gonna wear a Bacon Collar???? HUH???? Give me time to get away!

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[Bethers]

She's mean, mean, mean!! Maybe the bear will drown you, then eat you!

Hey, I ain't gonna be no bear bait...why do you think Abby's gonna wear a Bacon Collar???? HUH???? Give me time to get away!

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Abby is so small that she'd be one swallow - and you'd not have time to get anywhere. We'd be watching the bear inviting friends - well, you are small, also - so maybe a friend, to share the human treat. And then, we'd be hearing these bears had to be put down - so dont you go tempting them.

[VickieP]

It'd only take one bite, one barf & they'd leave Mitch alone, never to be tempted again!

[mitch5252]

It'd only take one bite, one barf & they'd leave Mitch alone, never to be tempted again!

No, no...BARF is what people (or animals) do after they eat YOUR cooking.

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[sharon]

Ummmmm.....what's that goofy looking thing standing up in the middle of the kayak?

[VickieP]

Ummmmm.....what's that goofy looking thing standing up in the middle of the kayak?

I didn't see Mitch in the shot, let me go back & look!

[sharon]

Ummmmm.....what's that goofy looking thing standing up in the middle of the kayak?

I didn't see Mitch in the shot, let me go back & look!

ROFLMAO!!!

[Bethers]

Ummmmm.....what's that goofy looking thing standing up in the middle of the kayak?

I didn't see Mitch in the shot, let me go back & look!

Roflmbo

[mitch5252]

Ummmmm.....what's that goofy looking thing standing up in the middle of the kayak?

I had to go back and look - thought for a moment it might be me!
I keep forgetting I don't have G anymore to take pictures for me.

It's a SAIL! I don't have to work so hard at least one way...
I think it'll be more of a PITA than anything, but I had to try it.
I'm just that way. So there.

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[mitch5252]

Dang, I was on the phone and missed all those previous posts about it being me!
Bite me, all of you - each and everyone of you...just bite me.
Pickin' on a little, ol' Widder Woman.
The shame of it all.

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[Bethers]

Dang, I was on the phone and missed all those previous posts about it being me!
Bite me, all of you - each and everyone of you...just bite me.
Pickin' on a little, ol' Widder Woman.
The shame of it all.

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Well, see - you are asking for what I'm telling you - the bear WILL bite you. Be careful what you ask for.

[mitch5252]

Well, see - you are asking for what I'm telling you - the bear WILL bite you. Be careful what you ask for.

You shouldn't be so mean and call Vickie a bear...

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