A Little Brevity

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A Little Brevity

Postby Forestgal » Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:14 pm

Just got done reading "The Bayfield Bunch" and Al always posts something to make me smile in his "Groaner's Corner". Tonight was no different, and since we've got so many dog lovers I thought I'd borrow his "groan" for the night. Enjoy. :)

When Good Dogs Go and Crossbreed

Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu =
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby Nasoosie » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:27 am

Nice fun for my morning coffee! Thanks!

I also love your Thornton Wilder quote in your signature---so very true.
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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby retiredhappy » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:21 am

Loved these.
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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby dpf » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:29 am

Bull Terrier + Shitzu =
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

We had this one tagged over 26 years ago. We had a female Boston Terrier, Munchkin...who many people referred to as a Boston Bull Terrier and our neighbors had a male Shitzu, Whimpy. The two dogs were best of friends. When Munchkin went into her cycle they had to be kept apart.....we didn't want a litter of Bullshitz! :lol:
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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby Bethers » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:56 am

Bet those bullshitz would have been adorable, though.

Cute.
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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby JanetA » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:26 pm

i woulda liked to have seen that combo!
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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby Acadianmom » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:58 pm

Those are funny. My sister just got a puppy that is suppose to be Pomeranian and Blue Heeler. I can't see either dog in him. He looks more like a long haired Dachshund. She named him Rolex because he is suppose to be a watch dog. lol I tried to talk her into bringing him to the lake this weekend. There were hardly any people there and he would have had a ball. She is trying not to spoil him and I could have him as rotten as my cats. :lol:

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Re: A Little Brevity

Postby VickieP » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:04 pm

Rolex, the watchdog! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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