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A Wish to Live Forever

Postby dpf » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:24 am

A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses.
"You crafty bitch," said the fairy.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
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Re: A Wish to Live Forever

Postby Queen » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:53 am

Ahhhahahaha!!! Excellent!!!
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Re: A Wish to Live Forever

Postby sharon » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:50 am

To funny....and to true!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Wish to Live Forever

Postby Ladyhawk » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Wish to Live Forever

Postby Excel » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:28 pm

Hope that gal has a lot planned to do with the forever time.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Wish to Live Forever

Postby cpatinjones » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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