Well, I won't have to go to the top deck to swim. I braved shopping again today but it about did me in. There is something philosophical about swim suit shopping at a certain age and body condition. In the back of my mind I had visions of the "People of Walmart" site...... And one can't help but listen to the comments coming out from the other rooms where friends have come with each other on this journey of self discovery...as in whose "muffin tops" are those? It is sad when the you understand the comment "this one is alright" spoken with no excitement may be the best one can hope for. These are not 20 something shoppers...
for those interested Dillards still had an excellent selection and had just started their swimming suit sale so it wasn't too picked over. Unfortunately I can report that after trying on more suits than I can count on my fingers and several toes that who ever designs these suits does not really understand the body of many mature women. Even when I found suits that were designed to fit larger cup sizes so that the "girls" had the support they needed the rest of the suit squeezed the muffin rolls....hey folks, I may have lost a little weight but my middle definitely has "rolling" memories of those size 18s. And face it, if I struggle to get a suit off when it is dry I will probably find myself trapped in the same suit when wet and having to cut it off my body. I did find a bottom that will match my Walmart top that I already own. One suit, but my cruise consutant Sharon recommended at least two.
So......drum roll....after a very long pensive afternoon that I will never get back, I acted on a fleeting moment of hopeful insight and found a suit that passed the "it will do" measure and it was on the clearance rack!.......in the maternity department.
Stop and think. Pregnant women have those larger busts that need to be supported
and need some extra material in the skirting.....
So now I am on to other adventures of getting ready for my first cruise.
I have a question. When heading off for shore excursions, what documents, credit cards, etc do you carry with you. Do you carry them in a purse of around your waist like a tourist? And then when you stop to go swimming, does someone take turns keeping watch over the valuables? I know, I am ignorant but working hard to correct that state.
The lack of knowledge is easier for me to change than the "muffin tops"