Herschel, My Love

[mitch5252]

This is Ozzy. He thinks this will be a good picture for Puppygirl magazine. He thinks Burt Reynolds should watch out. (Abby your mom can explain who he is)

My Mom fixed the pictures, but she's busy watching the Defense's closing argument, so she's unavailable to type my reply, Cooper. I'll make her do it later.

Love,
Abby

[mitch5252]

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Dear Cooper,

Your brothers are very handsome men. They make me want to go smaller in my choice of dates...hmmmmm...Spinner's smaller, too, isn't he? Why, I might be opening up an entire new world for myself. I'll have to think on that. But Cooper, you and brothers can come visit me whenever you want. Leave my butt alone, and I'll leave you alone...well, don't touch my chewies, either. Other than that, I'm a lovely girl.

Love,
Abby

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[Carolinagal]

Spew Alert is an understatement for this thread !!!! What a riot, and Suzy, you were real sharp on the comeback there, with the crochet bit, when you were asked were you a hooker? Personally, I have learned to tolerate your kind, from my cousin, Bandit, He is bigger then I am and he taught me a few things, about your kind. You might really like him !!

Now Abby knows that Herschel really prefers me, even though he travels and visits all these other girl doggies, we have an understanding. My Hoomum says I probably can't read this thread anymore, she chokes alot and there are things I should not read about, whatever that means.

Maggie

[BarbaraRose]

Do they call you "Miss Kitty" like that pretty lady on Gunsmoke?

(OMG! I just thought of what Mtngal once said about that! )

Barbie, that's our famous west coast Sharon that gave us all the giggles with her use of that term.

Should have known! I knew it was a left-coaster tho!

[OutandAbout]

Abby, Spinner is smaller and adorable. Might want him for myself. Don't forget that traveling trio, Roe, Bear and that Bandit kitty, they seem real nice as well. It might be hard to get Roe to relax, he always seems so uptight. Linda

[Gentleladybear]

If any of you females out there want a real man, let's stop and talk to Roe and Bear. Roe is so laid back, Bear is very proper, only sniffs after he knows you 10 minutes. Roe gets nose to nose before the butt. Bear here is taking a real second look at the cutie in the bikini.

[sharon]

[mitch5252]

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OMG - I just spit wine all over my computer...OMG...

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[flick4411]

i can hardly type as I'm ROLFMAO! OMG...this is the funniest thread ever!!!

[rvgrammy1953]

I needed that laugh....

[Bethers]

OMG Sharon - would like to say only you would post that - but I think several here would. Going to bed laughing.

[BarbaraRose]

OMG!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! That is hysterical! Sharon, you are way too funny (in a twisted sort of way)! Good thing I was done eating my dinner or it might have gotten spit across the room!

[Carolinagal]

I still can not believe my eyes, my mind or whatever. BUT I DO KNOW THIS, I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD JUST COME TO THE PET SECTION ON THIS FORUM AND GET MY HUGE LAUGH FOR THE DAY. LAUGHTER THEY SAY ADDS YEARS TO YOUR LIFE, YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS THAT ADDED TO MINE? Think I'm going to be laughing most of the day here.

You even floored poor Mitch, she was ALMOST SPEECHLESS !!! Shock then laughter, what a great PET SECTION ??????? !!!

CARol

[Liz]

Oh wow, Nan warned me I better get caught up on this tread, LOL. Not sure I can share this with Bandit. He's big and handsome, but rather innocent about these things. Roe, on the other hand, is ready to meet any and all admirers.

[Nasoosie]

Now then-----even though my mom just spewed coffee all over her and her keyboard, I must say this entire thread has left me unmoved! After all, when you have been a slut on the streets of Detroit for your first 8 months of life, (including your first "heat" period!) nothing can seem risque or even strange! To this day it matters not how handsome a friend may be, sniffing my butt is just not allowed! My lips automatically curl up and my white teeth bare as I utter a deep warning growl! This response seems to be beyond my control at this stage of my new life up here in the mountains, far from the madding crowds of Detroit! To all you handsome sniffers, including Herschel, do NOT try to take any liberties with this bitch!

From Molly-----former slut-----now prim and proper and chaste!