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New Boots

Postby VickieP » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:05 am

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat."
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Re: New Boots

Postby avalen » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:19 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: New Boots

Postby OutandAbout » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:41 pm

Still laughing. Too funny. Linda
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Re: New Boots

Postby sharon » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:48 pm

Spew alert!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: New Boots

Postby Excel » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:20 pm

:o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Still laughing......................... :lol:
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Re: New Boots

Postby BirdbyBird » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:36 pm

Thanks.....
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Re: New Boots

Postby BarbaraRose » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:17 pm

:lol: Too funny!!!! :lol:
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Re: New Boots

Postby WickedLady » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Great!
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