Fake Booze

[Excel]

Now this is what I call....Entertainment....and it's FREE !!!!

[Bethers]

Here you go - first me dancing on a table:



This is leading to a story - this next picture is of my friend Chris and I - he said he'd dance on a table with me - this is as close as he got:



Chris passed away a couple years ago - and his memory is entwined with my thoughts about dancing on tables and pole dancing. I met with friends in San Antonio one year and we passed a light post that could have passed for a pole. It was a standing joke with all of this group that "give Beth a pole" - so of course, I posed with it (no, I don't have the picture). Another g/f then posed/danced the pole and Chris commented that she looked like she knew what she was doing. I pretended to act sad that he didn't say that about me and he laughed and told me to appreciate a compliment when given one

So, later, when in Chicago with a g/f, we saw this "pole" under a table and I posed:



You probably had to be there and seriously, I think I look so much better in the picture Mitch provided. Ah..... And I must also admit, these pictures make me want desperately to quit eating - and the werent that long ago! But, no alcohol not required for any of these. Insanity comes naturally.

[mitch5252]

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Well, aren't you the hot little number!
I definitely prefer your real pics over the doctored one!
Glad you found and shared. You play nice!

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[Bethers]

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Well, aren't you the hot little number!
I definitely prefer your real pics over the doctored one!
Glad you found and shared. You play nice!

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Aw, thanks, Mitch. But I've always dreamed of a body like in the pic you did .... For just a minute there, I had it.

[kdmac]

I was diggin the hat on your head till I realized it was the framed art on the wall...made for a Carmen Miranda sorta vibe!

[VickieP]

I was diggin the hat on your head till I realized it was the framed art on the wall...made for a Carmen Miranda sorta vibe!

I thought she was wearing it too!

[TGallagher]

If I drunk dialed an old boyfriend, they wouldn't remember me either.

I love all the wines Fre has- haven't tried the Becks yet. Do they still make "Near Beer?" That was around in the 70's.

As for dancing on the tables, let's do it- Utube would get a lot of laughs watching a bunch of us trying to dance and not fall off. Maybe we'd make Good Morning America- after we get out of the hospital.

Sparkling apple juice or grape juice pretty much tastes like that to me. Juice.

Are there any books about mixing virgin drinks? That would be cool.

[Bethers]

For who asked about my spicy virgin mary - I don't ever do it quite the same - but basically

Spicy V8 Juice (If I use reg V8 Juice, I increase the amount of hot sauce and pepper)
Worcestershire Sauce
Hot Sauce
Pepper
Celery Stalk or Cucumber Slice (If I have it - a dill pickle will work, also)
A little lemon or lime if I have it