Fake Booze

[mitch5252]

I try, but they don't remember me anymore

I'm sure they tried REALLY hard to forget you...I sure as heck wouldn't want THAT memory seared into my brain forever...
I'm just sayin'.

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[BarbaraRose]

I try, but they don't remember me anymore

I'm sure they tried REALLY hard to forget you...I sure as heck wouldn't want THAT memory seared into my brain forever...
I'm just sayin'.

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You're so mean!! I need a stiff drink after that comment

[mitch5252]

You're so mean!! I need a stiff drink after that comment

A real one or a fake one?

I've always wished someone would invent dehydrated booze...way better to travel with that than to have a bottle of vodka leak ALL OVER the contents of your entire suitcase...just sayin'.

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[Acadianmom]

I have tried to like wine, the ads make it sound so good. About the third glass is pretty good. lol Wine usually gives me a headache or stops up my nose or both.

Birdie, if you find some you like don't forget the name of it like I did. Hopefully before too long I will be able to make one of the Texas rallies.

Martha

[carold]

Well, I'm siding with BR-if I'm not looking for a little??? buzz, I'll stick with water and I'm not even going to the story-telling place

[BarbaraRose]

and I'm not even going to the story-telling place

Oh come on! We want to hear a juicy story! We know you must have a few to share!!!

[kdmac]

I can make a heck of a good Spicy Virgin Mary. And I like some of the non-alcoholic fruity drinks - have never tried the non-alcoholic wine, will have to do so one day.

What's the recipe for the Spicy Virgin Mary? I love Bloody Marys, but quit buying booze of any kind since too expensive...don't even miss it. Enjoy a nice hot cup of tea in the evening...If I had a special occasion I might splurge.

[Charlene]

If you can't get a buzz, why consume the extra calories! Stick with pink lemonade sugar free, until you can dance on tables and drunk dial ex-boyfriends again

[BirdbyBird]

I don't know about dialing ex-boy friends but I will guess that there are many of us that know how to dance on tables without the use of drugs....unless extreme laughter counts..... My motto was always, "If I am having that much fun I want to actually remember it!"

[Bethers]

I don't know about dialing ex-boy friends but I will guess that there are many of us that know how to dance on tables without the use of drugs....unless extreme laughter counts..... My motto was always, "If I am having that much fun I want to actually remember it!"

I can even say I did that AND pole danced without the use of drugs or liquor. Way more fun to remember what you do and be doing it because you really want to.

[BarbaraRose]

I need liquid courage to do that stuff! Otherwise I am just a wallflower

[VickieP]

I can even say I did that AND pole danced without the use of drugs or liquor.

I don't suppose there's any pics of that, is there??? Not to worry, I'm sure Mitch can make some for us.

[dpf]

[Bethers]

Actually, yes, there are pictures out there. If I look really hard, I can find them. I have friends who I'm sure would have the pictures for you in a second or two. Unfortunately (or fortunately for me) they are not rvers and therefore not members here. Seriously, tho, I'll have to pull out the thumb drive they're on and will look in the next day or two. (Aren't you lucky that I scanned pictures this past summer!)

[VickieP]

Pat, I agree with the caption on that pic, that's just wrong in so many ways!