Dear Tech Support

[BarbaraRose]

From:
Date: April 20, 2011 9:10:01 AM PDT

Subject: Dear Tech Support


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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct
slowdown
in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance
and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as
Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. =C2 Conversation no longer runs, and
Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to
fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
is an
Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved
Me.html'
and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as
designed,
Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewelry and
Flowers,
but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to
default to
Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the
background
that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also,
do
not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported
applications
and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory
and
cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better
running one
task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory
and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Tech Support