I got this in an e-mail and decided I needed to share it and grab another bottle off the wall. Maybe we need to switch to cans after reading this!!!
"LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Subject: good investment
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you'd have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.
With WorldCom, you'd have had less than $5.00 left.
But...if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg plan.
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Gosh---I better take another one!!!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog..
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away...