Senior Texting Code

[dpf]

Just got this in an email....thought of Soos right away.

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts these are the codes for you.


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BGFE: Brain Gone Forgot Everything
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blocker
FWIL: Forgot where I live
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

[mitch5252]

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[retiredhappy]

ROTFL - CGU

[sharon]

[BirdbyBird]

Now you have just gone and confused her......

[VickieP]

[rvgrammy1953]

[sunshinecruiserTN]

[sharon]

Now you have just gone and confused her......

Yeah, you're right, she'll never be the same!!