A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

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A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby mitch5252 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:43 pm

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A REAL MAN

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room,
and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.


No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It's wine that does all that. Never mind.

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Re: A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby BarbaraRose » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby BirdbyBird » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:12 pm

I want some of that wine.....you bringing it? :lol:
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Re: A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby Paulette » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, Mitch, what brand of wine is that anyway? I need to pick up a case or two!
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Re: A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby Bethers » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:08 am

I think that's Karen's motto!
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Re: A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby Gentleladybear » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:40 am

Getting me a couple of cases of that too. Could you please publish the name? I love anything that would do all that for you.
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Re: A Real Man - A Woman's Best Friend

Postby avalen » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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