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The Girls

Postby mitch5252 » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:16 pm

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet
for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the
Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had
$6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social
Studies, lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their
bikes there.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap,
they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and
there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos
were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there
wouldn't be too many whiney little kids.


10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis
were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.


10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there
was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open
in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.


10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was
good and they have an early bird special.


10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not
too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had
an elevator!


10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never
been there before.
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Re: The Girls

Postby VickieP » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Girls

Postby AlmostThere » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:03 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: The Girls

Postby Bethers » Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:22 pm

hahaha - and you got me. I was sure the last one was going to be Dairy Queen again - and I hope we're still having gtg's when we're 85 - even if we don't remember the previous ones anymore :)
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Re: The Girls

Postby BirdbyBird » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:19 pm

Beth, that sounds good to me!
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Re: The Girls

Postby VickieP » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:09 pm

Bethers wrote: I hope we're still having gtg's when we're 85 - even if we don't remember the previous ones anymore :)


That's why we take pictures! We can look back and say what a nice looking group of young women. :lol:
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Re: The Girls

Postby sharon » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:15 pm

To funny!
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