What Religion is Your Bra?

[sharon]

What Religion is Your Bra?


A man walked into the ladies department of a

Macy 's

and shyly walked up to

the woman behind the counter and said,

"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "


"What type of bra?"

asked the clerk.


" Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"


" Look around,"

said the saleslady,

as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color

and material imaginable.





"Actually,

even with all of this variety,

there are really only

four types of bras to choose from ."

Relieved, the man asked

about the types.< /B>


The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic,

the Salvation Army,

the Presbyterian,

and the Baptist types.

Whic h one would you prefer?"




Now totally befuddled,

the man asked about

the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded,

"It is all really quite simple. ...




The Catholic type

supports the masses;


The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;


The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and


The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."




Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used

to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why,

but couldn't figure out

what the letters stood for,

it is about time

you became informed!




(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen

and I can't get up!...








They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

[VickieP]

[BarbaraRose]

Mine's a Presbyterian C!

[VickieP]

My bras must not have any religion, they're back sliders!

[Bethers]

What's a bra?

[sharon]

What's a bra?

[AlmostThere]

For me it's a "shoulder to shoulder boulder holder".
I'd love to be able to go without!

[avalen]