Mean, Mean Vickie

[mitch5252]

Isn't this thread suppose to be about Mean, mean Vickie? Let's get back to that...

Oh, don't be so naive - we could easily substitute "Barbie" for "Vickie", and you know it.
If you'd like, I can start a thread about Mean, Mean Barbie...

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[BarbaraRose]

No one would believe it tho.

[rvgrammy1953]

Mitch...you're looking great!!! Even if you are laying in the middle of the road.... Someone suggested the French Maid outfit....but since we're at the beach right now....how about a bikini.... (did I say that???) for the next shot from the air...or truck???

Oops, I just probably got myself thrown into the "mean, mean" mix.....

[sharon]

She needs that Flamingo Bikini we were talking about a while ago!

[mitch5252]

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There ain't gonna be no bikini on this saggy-skinned old woman!
Hell, don't even wear a bathing suit in the privacy of my own pool, much less a bikini in public.

But here's the body I'm aiming for:



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[BarbaraRose]

OMG!! That is just disgusting! Cover it up lady!! So Mitch, you just skinny dip in your pool?

[mitch5252]

Yup. I feel like a 20-year old again (because fat floats and my boobs are always on top of the water, all perky like...)

[Ladyhawk]

Wish I hadn't been eating lunch when I viewed this post....Where's the vomit icon?

[mitch5252]

Where's the vomit icon?

[Ladyhawk]

Thanks, Mitch. I knew I could count on you.

[rvgrammy1953]

Okay, maybe NOT on the bikini... And Mitch, you don't want to look like "death warmed over" either....maybe a nice tankini with a "push up" bra insert....

[VickieP]

How about some bright pink long johns?

[Nasoosie]

This thread has me spewing coffee all over my computer here! What a fun way to avoid working in my house!