GOOD MORNING TO ALL!
We have a tsunami predicted for Lake Champlain today! All shore-line homes have been evacuated, and all lowland residents are asked to seek high ground. It's caused by the 14.5 earthquake experienced by the midwest last night, and all bodies of water around the globe have been issued warnings! If you live near a lake or sizable body of water of any kind, get out your life jackets, row boats, canoes, kayaks, and anything that will float!
My parking lot is already filled to capacity with cars and trucks of all sizes and shapes, and the people are filling every nook and cranny of this house. Some are stationed out on the upstairs balconies, wiaitng to see the rush of water. The news reporters are saying that Whiteface Mountain has a steady line of traffic up its highway to the summit, where there are live TV cameramen getting ready to shoot this once-in-a-lifetime event.
Those of you who remembered to say RABBITS this morning, first thing, will be spared from this catastrophic event, so the weathermen are saying. In the meantime, I am preparing coffee and toast for all those poor souls who have fled to my high grounds. Of course, my pond will surround my house later in the day, but I have my canoe all set to venture forth and examine the damage.
I am now off to serve the snacks and coffee for all those curious sight-seers!
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And may you all have a super April 1st!!!
(The devil made me do this April Fool!)