Sisters Forever!

[BirdbyBird]

Yes, I "friend" sent this to me....and why may you ask did I think of posting here????? Let me count the ways.....

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.


7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....


8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!


9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.

[avalen]

ahhh, so true, so true

[Cedar518]

right back at you, Tina,......

and to all of our wonderful sisters here!

[jodycolorado]

Check out my Books post. That book will make you pee your pants, sisters. No age discriminating replies, please. By the way, now that I finished the book I can have a second cuppa.

[AlmostThere]

Good one, Tina!!

[VickieP]

Absolutely LUV it!

[OutandAbout]

I like it Tina. Much better than those mushy, cutsey cards. Linda