Oh Crap!

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Oh Crap!

Postby VickieP » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:08 pm

His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.


He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.


Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, ‘Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.


'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'


The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is .... You’re NOT my flight instructor??’
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Re: Oh Crap!

Postby Paulette » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:34 am

:lol: :lol:
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Oh Crap!

Postby retiredhappy » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Oh Crap!

Postby mitch5252 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:06 pm

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That was a good one!!!

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Re: Oh Crap!

Postby Cedar518 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:08 am

oooops! got parachute?
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Re: Oh Crap!

Postby sharon » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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