TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS OFFICES

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TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS OFFICES

Postby Sally » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:31 pm

2 DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week
And finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.



Why the different treatment for the two patients?




The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.


The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!
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Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS OFFICES

Postby Paulette » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:04 am

:lol: :lol:

I didn't expect that ending!
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Re: TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS OFFICES

Postby avalen » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:17 am

:lol: I agree, what a surpize ending
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