When I'm doing a reservation where I have to grit my teeth at someones stupidity or obnoxiousness I have thought of asking, in my sweetest voice, You do know this is a Nudist Lodge, don't you?
I went on a hike today. I drove 23 miles on a dirt road, through the Saddle Mountain Wilderness Area. Didn't see a soul. Found the Trail Head and started walking. I got too hot and took off my shirt and hiked in my somewhat ratty bra, (thinking of what Sharon would say) Still didn't see a soul. Took pictures at the Rim, so close to the edge my toes were developing suction cups, hiked back, put my shirt back on and drove home. Maybe Ratty Bra's work as good as Mace?
