I am supposed to have surgery tomorrow afternoon to remove a kidney stone.
Now the urology anesthesia team, after a phone call where they took my history and meds over the phone, is telling me I cannot have the surgery unless I have a friend pick me up after the surgery. They said they will not allow me to go home by cab. I explained I was from out-of-town and had no friends locally. They did refer me to a "medical transportation" company that turned out to be for Medicaid and low-income people only. They are speaking to the surgeon, but I have no idea what will happen. Originally, I was maybe supposed to spend the night in the hospital. They promised to call me back this afternoon, but did not.
I suppose I could fly out to Cleveland and have it done at Cleveland Clinic near my younger son's house, At a cost of at least $826 for a flight and shuttle to get to airport. Or I could drive 500 miles to Napa, CA, to have it done in the small hospital there with a urologist I do not like, so I can have my older son take me back to my motorhome after the surgery! And of course, either son would have to take a day off work. Both of these options involve starting over finding a new urologist and getting a new cat scan, etc.
And this "medical transportation" by the way was a public bus for handicapped people, but you have to be on Medicaid or be screened for low income to see if you qualified, which takes two weeks. No medical attendants. I drive a 32' vehicle to the grocery store and have never had an accident. (That tree in New York does NOT count because I was backing up!) So why do I need wheelchair transportation??
OK, I know it is going to take a while for the anesthesia to wear off, but I was planning on taking Uber home and climbing into bed, not riding my bike around the campground!
Plus, they sent me a several page document that explains about my hospital stay and where my family can wait for me during my surgery and how they can visit when I am checked into my room, etc. And how they should be prepared to take notes on my care at home when they pick me up after the surgery. Suggests I have someone stay with me during my "recovery" at home and a bunch of other garbage!
This whole setup is designed for slightly demented elderly people who have large (apparently unemployed) families to take them to the hospital, wait all day for them, and then take them home and stay with them for several days.
Last time i had something like this done, they called my daughter-in-law when I was ready to go home, she picked me up, and dropped me off at my motorhome, then went back to work.
Maybe I will find a homeless person who will escort me to the edge of the parking lot so I can catch a cab.