Costello Calls to buy a Computer from Abbott

[Bethers]

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?


COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.


ABBOTT: Mac?


COSTELLO: No , the name's Lou .


ABBOTT : Your computer?


COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.


ABBOTT : Mac?


COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou .


ABBOTT : What about Windows?


COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?


ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?


COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?


ABBOTT : Wallpaper.


COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.


ABBOTT : Software for Windows?


COSTELLO : No, On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?


ABBOTT : Office.


COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?


ABBOTT : I just did.


COSTELLO : You just did what?


ABBOTT : Recommend something.


COSTELLO : You recommended something ?


ABBOTT : Yes.


COSTELLO: For my office?


ABBOTT : Yes.


COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?


ABBOTT : Office.


COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!


ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.


COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?


ABBOTT : Word.


COSTELLO : What word?


ABBOTT : Word in Office.


COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.


ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.


COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?


ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.


COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I
can track my money with?


ABBOTT: Money.


COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?


ABBOTT : Money.


COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?


ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.


COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?


ABBOTT : Money.


COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?


ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.


COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?


ABBOTT : One copy.


COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?


ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.


COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?


ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!


(A few days later)


ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?


COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?


ABBOTT : Click on 'START'.............

[Paulette]

[retiredhappy]

[Echo]

Oh the memories of "Who's on third"!!!!!

[avalen]

oh my goodness, that was too funny!!