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Wishes do come true!

Postby VickieP » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:08 pm

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for, sir?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're going to say to your buddy, "I wish that A-hole would've tried that sh** with me!"
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Re: Wishes do come true!

Postby sharon » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:10 pm

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Postby mitch5252 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:03 am

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Re: Wishes do come true!

Postby JoanE » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:05 am

Like. :lol:
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Re: Wishes do come true!

Postby Bethers » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:33 am

That's a belly laugh!
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Re: Wishes do come true!

Postby Redwahine » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:46 am

Good one
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Re: Wishes do come true!

Postby avalen » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol:
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