No News Is Bad News

[sharon]

...Mitch, your boobies and their UPCOMING absence are providing a lot of entertainment this morning.

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I have 6 days left with The Girls...enough time to tell them thank you for all they've done for me.
Heck, they got me my incredible husband.
If he was here today, he'd tell you it was "her pretty face".
I'd shoot that down every time with, "yeah, right..."

COUPLE of "The Girls" STORIES

I DO NOT (well, in the past) LOSE AT TABLE TENNIS. Had a table in the basement in Illinois. One day, George was beating me, 19-11 (21 is game). He went to retrieve a missed slam of mine. While he was turned around, I took off my upper body garments - played the rest of the game topless. He never scored another point. I beat him 19-21.

I fell in love with Clark Gable when I saw GWTW at a very young age. Then saw him in Mutiny On The Bounty. Had a lifelong dream to go to Tahiti after that. George kept saying NO. I went out and bought a grass skirt and "island danced" for him in the living room, wearing nothing but the grass skirt. We were in Tahiti in the next 6 months...(for our 5th anniversary).

Yes, The Girls have served me well...

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Thank heavens I let you win the Wii bowling game second time around!!!!

[Pamela]

Mitch you have such a great sense of humor and that will serve you well in the upcoming months. Prayers and staying positive for you.

[Colliemom]

is sall I can say too!

[rvgrammy1953]

Have been busy all day with grocery shopping and visiting friends here...then we had our hosts over for dinner with us, so am just getting back here to read....All I can say is I'm so glad my incision is healed and the stomach muscles are healing or I'd be holding that pillow again over my belly..... Laughter is the BEST Medicine.....

[Ladyhawk]

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A niece of mine, who I've never met (married to my newphew, and maybe 45-50 years old) had a mastectomy yesterday. An hour after surgery, she was sitting up, eating lunch. My SIL sent me a photo (which she asked that I not share with anyone, so I will honor that) and I can't believe how good it looks. There is more skin than I will have because she will have reconstruction. I was beyond impressed. (Lucky I have some big cajones cuz I was really scared to death to open the picture...)

This woman had breast cancer 18 years ago, pregnant, and 2 little ones at home. Stage 4. Survived that and will now definitely survive this.

I love good news stories!

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Awesome!! Confident that you'll be eating lunch an hour after your surgery. In fact I'm confident the worst part will be the hospital food!

After my surgery I ordered a PBJ. Everyone thought this was odd, but I was craving PBJ for about a week after surgery. And I guess I'm one of those odd people who love airplane and hospital food....

[Redetotry]

...Mitch, your boobies and their UPCOMING absence are providing a lot of entertainment this morning.

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I have 6 days left with The Girls...enough time to tell them thank you for all they've done for me.
Heck, they got me my incredible husband.
If he was here today, he'd tell you it was "her pretty face".
I'd shoot that down every time with, "yeah, right..."

COUPLE of "The Girls" STORIES

I DO NOT (well, in the past) LOSE AT TABLE TENNIS. Had a table in the basement in Illinois. One day, George was beating me, 19-11 (21 is game). He went to retrieve a missed slam of mine. While he was turned around, I took off my upper body garments - played the rest of the game topless. He never scored another point. I beat him 19-21.

I fell in love with Clark Gable when I saw GWTW at a very young age. Then saw him in Mutiny On The Bounty. Had a lifelong dream to go to Tahiti after that. George kept saying NO. I went out and bought a grass skirt and "island danced" for him in the living room, wearing nothing but the grass skirt. We were in Tahiti in the next 6 months...(for our 5th anniversary).

Yes, The Girls have served me well...

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Thank heavens I let you win the Wii bowling game second time around!!!!

Ok, this is where I definitely laughed out loud!

[JoanE]

I'm not challenging Mitch to anything!

[snowball]

sitting here chuckling
sheila

[BirdbyBird]

Yes...for those that have not played on a Wii with Mitch.....she is competitive. And luckily she is also very good. We didn't even know how close we might have come to the ....ACK ACK

(I did beat everyone that first time, on the sitting very very still concentrating on the flame, one.......I know that says something about my talents....but I am not sure if any of it is good....

[mitch5252]

...We didn't even know how close we might have come to the ....ACK ACK
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I'd have to be pretty wasted to try that ploy on women.
Not sure it would have been as effective, except for pure laughing value...

"Look at those flesh-colored eggplants bouncing around..."
"Whoa, that one got her in the chin..."

I bought a t-shirt last night that says "I Lost My Boobs, Not My Sense Of Humor".

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[IrishIroamed]

I bought a t-shirt last night that says "I Lost My Boobs, Not My Sense Of Humor".

That's the spirit Mitch - keep it up so you can kick butt soon on the Wii with your friends.

[bluepinecones]

Mitch introduced me to the Wii my first visit there. I couldn't do most of it but did manage to get across the tight rope walk. Loved it so much, went home and bought one for myself. The Wii Fit program is great for improving balance.
Would not suggest antone challenge Mitch on it. She is a master at the whole thing.
Okay, do we get a picture of the new tee shirt?

[mitch5252]

...She is a master at the whole thing.
Okay, do we get a picture of the new tee shirt?

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No, not any more...I regularly get my butt kicked.

On the t-shirt, you mean on me, or the drawing on the site where I bought it?
I'm gonna go get a picture of one that just cracked me up...very apropos...

Back in a flash.
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[BarbaraRose]

It's been 3 minutes already...still waiting...

[mitch5252]

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I have no idea what it means (and there's a button that mentions some llama or something...)
I'll vote for him.




ON EDIT: it's something from the movie Napoleon Dynamite... ?
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