Ain't That The Truth!

[WickedLady]

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Deja moo; The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

[sharon]

[cnq50b]

Thanks! I needed an afternoon chuckle.

[Redwahine]

So true

[Sandersmr]

Ain't that the truth all right!

[avalen]

oh gosh, I'd like to remember some of those