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How Old is Grandma?

Postby Excel » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:03 pm

How Old is Grandma?


Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
' television
' penicillin
' polio shots
' frozen foods
' Xerox
' contact lenses
' Frisbees and
' the pill
There were no:
' credit cards
' laser beams or
' ball-point pens
Man had not yet invented:
' pantyhose
' air conditioners
' dishwashers
' clothes dryers
' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
' man hadn't yet walked on the moon

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.



In my day:
' "grass" was mowed,
' "coke" was a cold drink,
' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
' "chip" meant a piece of wood,
' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and.
' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.



How old do you think I am?
I bet you have this old lady in mind. You are in for a shock!
Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.
Are you ready?????
This woman would be only 60 years old, Born in 1952 .

GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
PASS THIS ON TO THE OLD ONES.
THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby VickieP » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:27 pm

Sad thing is that I remember those things too...and I'm 52, that's really old. :D
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby Sandersmr » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:48 pm

Yep - I was born just a few years later.
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby WickedLady » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:32 pm

Having been born in the early 40s I could add a few things to that list.
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby Redwahine » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:58 pm

That's me :roll:
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby cnq50b » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:43 pm

Amazing how quickly our world has changed.... really caused me to ponder... :?
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby Bethers » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:01 pm

That's me, too.

I remember getting the "test" polio sugar cubes. Any of you remember those?
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby VickieP » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:06 pm

Bethers wrote:That's me, too.

I remember getting the "test" polio sugar cubes. Any of you remember those?

Yes, I remember those, Beth!
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby Paulette » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:24 pm

Me too!
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Postby Redwahine » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:27 pm

Me 3
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby rvgrammy1953 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:29 pm

Ditto, for me....loved sheets, etc. hung out except in the winter....cloth icicles are the pits.... :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby Irmi » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:58 pm

And add me to the list. I still hang our sheets on the line....along with everything else.
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby Dawn309 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:22 am

Beth, I remember the sugar cubes for polio too. I was only born 2 years after this lady and it is amazing how many things have changed just during our lifetime. Makes you wonder how many more changes we will see over the next 10-20 years.
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Re: How Old is Grandma?

Postby chalet05 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:27 am

How interesting! We used to talk about all the changes my grandmother had seen. She died was born in 1890 and died in 1992.
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