Broken Microwave

[Carolinagal]

Oh Mitch, I am so sorry, but have set here and laughed my head off. I know it must have really hurt at the time, but the comments of others on here, sorry, couldn't quit laughing. When you go for your mammo, are they going to be asking you, 'where is the rest of it ?'.

Seriously, hope it heals well and next time you go to do some chore like that, protect the girls, they'd appreciate it

CArol

[Dawn309]

[dayspring39]

Now look what I miss when I do not read the posts... this has been a funny ride... thanks Mitch you lifted my spirits...
Kathleen
OUCH!

and I think the best solution is to have an rv park there so we can all come and bug you... you can fix my antenna... and I bet others have things they need done!!

[ellenw]

I vote for flipping them over your shoulders and tying them in a knot behind your head. Keeps them out of harms way.

Anyone remember the old song, "Do your ears hang low?" Now just sing along, but be sure to substitute breasts for ears, okay?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

I'm afraid I'd have to answer "yes" to all of the above and I'm not talking about my ears!

[mitch5252]

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

I'm afraid I'd have to answer "yes" to all of the above and I'm not talking about my ears!

And yet you never post about any "ear" injuries...you must take better care of yours than I do!

[carold]

And somehow, these posts travel to uncharted territories carold

[ellenw]

Do your ears hang low?
...
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

I'm afraid I'd have to answer "yes" to all of the above and I'm not talking about my ears!

And yet you never post about any "ear" injuries...you must take better care of yours than I do!

Okay, I'm rising to your challenge... Back in the mid-90s, my Executive Director was a stickler for details. At one staff meeting, she went on and on about the need for filing incident reports in case of an injury, no matter how minor. A day or two later I was leaning across the expanse of my ancient steel hand-me-down desk and didn't notice the pencil drawer was open. My protruding belly closed the drawer -- on my nipple! Youch!! So I wrote an anonymous incident report, complete with excruciating detail about my "injury" and left it on her desk. Somehow she knew it was mine, maybe because I was lurking at her door when she returned, waiting for her reaction.

[mitch5252]

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@ Ellen -

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[sharon]

OK, Ellen, I'll bite....what was her reaction?

[Sandersmr]

OK, Ellen, I'll bite....

Pun intended, Sharon?