Broken Microwave

[mitch5252]

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It doesn't hurt as much as one might think, what with all the scarring from the oven burns...

And to think I used to like the girls when I was in my 20s to 40s...
Now I hate the little bitches.

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[Redwahine]

Apparently you're not the only one that has accidents involving nipples. Does anyone watch Big Bang Theory? Last night Leonard warned someone not to touch something in his lab stating, "last person that did that is now on the organ donor list awaiting a nipple transplant!!" Hope yours is doing better and you don't need to be put on the list.

[mitch5252]

I LOVE Big Bang Theory! All the characters are so perfect in their parts.

[Travelinana]

..And to think I used to like the girls when I was in my 20s to 40s...
Now I hate the little bitches. ..

A couple of my friends who were known as sweater girls..(not me and I felt so cheated), have since had breast reduction. I was an A cup, had to stuff my bathing suits, but when menopause hit, they became a C. Why do we have to wait until the skin is hanging on the rest of your body to get nice breasts? God must have planned some good humor for Himself when he took that rib...
Mitch, I'm truly glad you're not suffering too much.

[Acadianmom]

Darn, I missed the Big Bang Theory last night. That's my favorite show. I was hurrying to feed the barn cats and get in the house for 7:00 and got side tracked and when I noticed it was 7:35.

Martha

[mitch5252]

Here ya go, Martha...last night's episode is available.
It was pretty funny...

http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/

[OutandAbout]

I'm glad to hear that your "girl's" boo boo is not too bad. I guess some good comes from all that scar tissue. If it wouldn't cause instant blindness, I too would like to see a picture of the girls tied together and flung over your head. Linda, (on my way to the corner to self punish

[mitch5252]

(on my way to the corner to self punish

And make it good, would ya?

[sharon]

Good one Linda! Instant blindness or as Sparkle used to say "My eyes, My eyes"!!!!

[mizdeb]

I just saw this and Mitch I know how sensitive that area is, but the things you get yourself into are to funny. I just couldn't help laughing out loud. Hope it heals quickly and painlessly.

Deb

[mitch5252]

...I just couldn't help laughing out loud.

Then I've done my job...

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[BarbaraRose]

One word for you Mitch...."bra"

[mitch5252]

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I went to order this and lo and behold, it was not available in my size...



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[BirdbyBird]

Didn't have her size, she says ...now I think she is just bragging.....

[dpf]

I want to see her explain that one at an airport!