So, fine! Maybe I wasn't all ladylike. I had to, just HAD to, jump into that pie...
It was SOOOOO good...worth every bit of my tush showing. Then my new caretaker shoved my entire head into her mouth and sucked so hard I thought she might separate head from neck...wouldn't have been pretty.
After that harrowing experience, I needed a drink - BAD!.
I got to go on some cool rides...there's a miniature rig just my size...
I'm tired. All this adventure is going to kill me!
And a Pony Express boot ride. Ride 'em, Cowflamingo!!!