Dog Logic
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:13 pmThe reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Michael Combs
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Peter Dorsett
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy
Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P.
Jones
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark
Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
-Michael Combs
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Peter Dorsett
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy
Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P.
Jones
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark
Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
