by rriverstone » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:54 pm
Goats' EATING skills are even worse! They're trying every way in the world to make my new trailer either a snack, a toy or a hide out.
I had $37 cash in my wallet the other day. Went to pay cash for something and it was gone. Told my neighbor how weird it was someone would steal my cash, but not my credit cards, or my whole wallet.
We got home with groceries and i had my backpack on wheels on the ground.
Willy UNZIPPED my back pack, stuck his head inside, peeled back the velcro on my purse and stole a pack of gum!
My neighbor said, "looks like we know who stole your cash!"
I can't leave cigarettes laying about. Willy broke in the front door the other day, got up on my bed and stole a big tub of bubble gum, the size of a large yogurt tub, and scattered gum all over the house.
Oh! And his meanest trick was my truck. THREE TIMES he jumped on the hood and ate my windshield wipers, in ONE WEEK! i finally figured out i need to leave the tail gate up, so he couldn't jump in the bed, up on the cab, over onto the hood. TWENTY DOLLARS worth of windshield wipers, during rainy season, in a SMALL town, where the only auto supply place jacked them up for the season! Next windshield wipers were a hundred sixty miles away, round trip.
i must really love my goats; i haven't eaten THEM yet! grrr