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I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:13 pm
by mitch5252
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Okay, fine - so maybe I have hijacked a thread or two in my time.
Those days are over.
I'm rehabilitated.

I think the final bill to fix the Lawn Beast will be around $800.

The Lawn Beast

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Hits This:

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I think I'll take this evening's drugs with a swallow of wine...

And there you have a little glimpse into My World. :mrgreen:

PS: Naw, the head injury wasn't from the Lawn Beast Accident...I was just messin' with you. The head injury happened last Sunday when G collapsed in the shed...

I think I'll have more than a swallow...


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Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:18 pm
by AlmostThere
Oh, Mitch AND George. My heart aches for you both. Such a struggle every day and yet you find some humor, Mitch.
Hugs and squeezes!

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:23 pm
by dpf
You have my permission to drink the whole bottle. ((((hugs))))

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:24 pm
by Forestgal
Holy crap, Mitch! Buy that man a bike helmet & lock it on his head! And someone better put a lock on the liquor cabinet for you!

Seriously, what's going on with you? What's the latest on your 60,000 mi. tune-up? I heard MRI being bantered around ... Who the heck is nearby to help you in a pinch?

Laura

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm
by VickieP
mitch5252 wrote:..
The head injury happened last Sunday when G collapsed in the shed...
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Likely story...nah, really, we believe ya. :roll: :lol:

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:32 pm
by mitch5252
VickieP wrote:
mitch5252 wrote:..
The head injury happened last Sunday when G collapsed in the shed...
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Likely story...nah, really, we believe ya. :roll: :lol:


YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T HINT AROUND ABOUT MY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES...
Shame on you, you meanie.
Really, why are you so mean to me?
I ain't never done nuttin' to you.
Nuttin' at all.

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Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:37 pm
by VickieP
mitch5252 wrote:YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T HINT AROUND ABOUT MY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES...
Shame on you, you meanie.
Really, why are you so mean to me?
I ain't never done nuttin' to you.
Nuttin' at all.

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Uh, I seem to recall a newspaper article about the same time we were at the Blue Marllin. Something about me being missing and you being arrested! :lol:

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:45 pm
by mitch5252
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You know, it's not nice of you to make me spit wine...I hate to waste...

You mean THIS article?

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Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:48 pm
by VickieP
mitch5252 wrote:..
You know, it's not nice of you to make me spit wine...I hate to waste...

You mean THIS article?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Yep, that's the one!!! I didn't know if you still had it!

Proof, PROOF I SAY!!! You're the meany!

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:55 pm
by VickieP
For the new members that wonder how I was found...

Once Mitch cleaned her house, they found me.
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Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:58 pm
by Liz
Forestgal wrote:Holy crap, Mitch! Buy that man a bike helmet & lock it on his head! And someone better put a lock on the liquor cabinet for you!

Seriously, what's going on with you? What's the latest on your 60,000 mi. tune-up? I heard MRI being bantered around ... Who the heck is nearby to help you in a pinch?

Laura


Ditto, and hide the key to the Lawn Beast too. No more power toys for George!

And, yes, what about your head?

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:59 pm
by mitch5252
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You know my living room looked cleaner, and therefore, better.
But NOOOOOO, you gotta show the BAD picture of my hallway.

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Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:01 pm
by sharon
Ok, so I posted and it disapeared...my question was...how did something that big and ugly stay hidden in your yard until now???

Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:04 pm
by mitch5252
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CT scan showed several strokes (infarcts) of undeterminable age.
Some sort of disease (???zoid?) in left ear.
Specialist appointment on Monday.

Regular doc tomorrow. If she says no more wine...well, we all KNOW that won't end well.

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Re: I Ain't No Thread Thief...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:05 pm
by VickieP
sharon wrote:Ok, so I posted and it disapeared...my question was...how did something that big and ugly stay hidden in your yard until now???

She wasn't hidden, everybody knew she was here.............oh, wait my mistake, you were talking about the metal and she's not big. (nor ugly)