Then Get a Dog
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:21 pmIf you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's --
Get a dog!
If you want someone who's always willing to go out at any hour for as long as you want --
Get a dog!
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and will sit beside you all through a romantic movie --
Get a dog!
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and you can push him off if he snores --
Get a dog!
On the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, walks all over you, runs around all night, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness --
Get a cat!
Thought I was going to say get a man, didn't you?
Get a dog!
If you want someone who's always willing to go out at any hour for as long as you want --
Get a dog!
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and will sit beside you all through a romantic movie --
Get a dog!
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and you can push him off if he snores --
Get a dog!
On the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, walks all over you, runs around all night, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness --
Get a cat!
Thought I was going to say get a man, didn't you?
