I'm Beside Myself

[mitch5252]

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So, Vickie is being really, really, REALLY mean to me tonight (via email).

I don't know what to do with her.
How to stop her from being so mean.
And making me cry.
And making me want to punch her in the nose.

Any suggestions?

I just don't know how in the world we'll be able to tolerate each other in Arkansas...
I think we should move the location and NOT tell HER.

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[VickieP]

You're a Dufus.

[mitch5252]

:lol: You're a Dufus.

Well, my, oh, my - aren't WE the Queen of Quip tonight...
If that's the best you got, you need to get off crack.

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[cpatinjones]

LOL

[VickieP]

Carolyn, even if Mitch says something bad, just know that I like your new pic!

[mitch5252]

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Carolyn, I like your new avatar. Totally cool.
And I'm not just saying that because I'm on crack;
I'm saying that because I mean it...winky, winky...
And if you're still planning on the AR GTG, I can prove to you just how mean some people are...
And others are not. I'm just sayin'.

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[BarbaraRose]

Mitch, quit 'cher whinin! Maybe you are beside yourself because you are trying to get away from yourself! Even you don't want to be around a dufus like you!

[VickieP]

You know, my ex hubby used to say, when they were children his Mom called a certain part of boy's bodies winky's. "I'm just sayin'".

[sharon]

Mitch, you must be bored to tears tonite.

[mitch5252]

Mitch, quit 'cher whinin! Maybe you are beside yourself because you are trying to get away from yourself! Even you don't want to be around a dufus like you!

Well, I can see that sleeping in that hot, damp tent didn't burn off any of your meaness...

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[BirdbyBird]

I'm with Sharon Must be slow summer time in NW TN I have heard that extreme heat can effect a person in strange ways We will need to throw her some line liners to keep her stead 'till she can make it the ARK in Sept.

[mitch5252]

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And what better way to relieve Stuck-In-The-House-Because-The-Heat-Is-Unbearable-Boredom than to stir up a pot of Ms. Vickie!!!

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[sharon]

Make Pudding Shooters? Miss Evie (Pooker) and I are off to relieve our boredom in San Diego County today checking out some new casinos and buffets that we haven't been to. At least they're air conditioned and a good reason for a "Ladies who Lunch and Gamble" day!

[AlmostThere]

Ok I'll bite...
She said she's "beside herself". Dual personality coming out? Does she think there's two of her now?

[VickieP]

OMG, Lenora, bite your tongue! One is MORE than enough!