Hey all save some of that watermelon for me!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm!!! Yummy, oh goodness I love watermelon. Dang there it goes dribbling all down my chin and on my shirt. Good thing I always wear an old one for gobbling juicy slurpy watermelon.
Threw a few hunks of wood on the fire, I'll just put another log on the fire and grab me some of those beans.
Oh also brought some more ice for those 47 bottles of beer. 47 bottle of beer on the wall. Hmmm take another one down pass it around, 46 bottles of beer. 46? I've been here a little bit. I know I said when ya'll passed out it was all mine but dang I'm to old these days to handle all of them by myself. I aint as young and stupid as I use to be. Once upon a time I could make a big dent in that much beer. But back then I didn't mind sleeping on the nice cool bathroom floor and selling Buicks.

I'm smarter now. (shhhh, we wont mention the word older again) hehehehehe
ppphhhhitoooo yeehaw there goes my seed. HAHA did i get anyone?