An Arkansas is....
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:03 am
A place! Why didn't the nice lady just say that? What she didn't say was how we were gonna get there! I'm used to traveling in a nice big house. We ended up at this place that had HUGE birds outside! She explained that they weren't really birds even tho they fly like a bird. Only they don't flap their wings. Sounds crazy to me. It looked like the big birds were eating people....yikes! Nice lady said to calm down, they weren't eating people, it was like a giant flying house. Whew!
Next thing I knew we here at a "hotel". Wow, so many new things, what fun! I could get used to this bed..until she said it was feather pillows and down blanket. I almost had a heart attack! But again she said no birds were harmed, just some stray feathers plucked. Not sure whether to believe her or not...
We took a fun trip to an African Safari and saw so many animals! Lions and tigers and white buffalos....Everything was good until we went in the petting part and her granddaughter tried to feed me to that huge ostrich! Help! Both girls explained that the ostrich was in love with me and wouldn't eat me!
It was such a stressful day I tried to sneak a beakful of the nice ladys wine:
Couldn't quite reach it......aww crap!
I may be grounded for the rest of the trip.....
Next thing I knew we here at a "hotel". Wow, so many new things, what fun! I could get used to this bed..until she said it was feather pillows and down blanket. I almost had a heart attack! But again she said no birds were harmed, just some stray feathers plucked. Not sure whether to believe her or not...
We took a fun trip to an African Safari and saw so many animals! Lions and tigers and white buffalos....Everything was good until we went in the petting part and her granddaughter tried to feed me to that huge ostrich! Help! Both girls explained that the ostrich was in love with me and wouldn't eat me!
It was such a stressful day I tried to sneak a beakful of the nice ladys wine:
Couldn't quite reach it......aww crap!
I may be grounded for the rest of the trip.....