AARP Q & A

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From the American Association

Of Retired People?


Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish
the basement. When you're done you'll have a
place to live.

Q:?Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Is that true?Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt .."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all
those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the
problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

[Bethers]

Laughed out loud at almost all of those - love them.

[BarbaraRose]

I can relate to the last one

[Redetotry]

That was funny especially liked the one about menopause

[mitch5252]

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