da finkers

[Paulette]

Got this recently from a friend...you have to imagine the norwegian accent!

Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he
accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky
doctor looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I
can do.'
Hans said, 'I hafen't got da finkers.'
'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he asked. 'Lordy! It's 2008!
Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put
dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?'
Hans responded: 'How da fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?'

[retiredhappy]

LOL

[Cedar518]

ohmawgawd! I did NOT see that one coming!

[Bethers]

You got me - I'm laughing out loud for real