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How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby Bethers » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:11 pm

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.


Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear,
and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress,
and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another
gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't
you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied,

· ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the
night BEFORE the wedding.''
Beth
“Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
"He who treasures the small things in life has found the path to true happiness"
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby kdmac » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:20 pm

Now that rite thar....is funny!
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby cpatinjones » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby OutandAbout » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:46 pm

Perfect. One smart woman. :lol: :lol: Linda
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby avalen » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby rvgrammy1953 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:13 pm

:lol: :lol: Love it!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby dpf » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:28 pm

Funny...I'd probably do something like that myself! :roll:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby WickedLady » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:54 pm

My kind of woman! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby Irmi » Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:47 pm

OMG!!!!! I love it!!!!
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby sharon » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby Getupngo » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:55 pm

Woman after my own heart. :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to be a Gracious B*$&*

Postby carold » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:52 pm

Yep, my kind of woman; subtle but effective. Sometimes, words just aren't necessary :twisted: :lol: :lol: carold
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