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Childbirth at 65

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:59 am
by Redetotry
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?''No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?!!!!'

Re: Childbirth at 65

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:30 pm
by rvgrammy1953
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Childbirth at 65

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:47 pm
by avalen
oh lordy :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Childbirth at 65

PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:57 am
by sharon
That would be me...thank heavens all of the grandkids are mobile now, at least I can still hear them!! :D

Re: Childbirth at 65

PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:49 pm
by Paulette
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: