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Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:08 pm
by dpf
Just got this in an email....thought of Soos right away.

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts these are the codes for you.


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BGFE: Brain Gone Forgot Everything
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blocker
FWIL: Forgot where I live
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:18 pm
by mitch5252
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Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:28 pm
by retiredhappy
ROTFL - CGU :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:13 pm
by sharon
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:00 pm
by BirdbyBird
Now you have just gone and confused her...... :lol:

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:14 pm
by VickieP
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:16 am
by rvgrammy1953
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:12 pm
by sunshinecruiserTN
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Senior Texting Code

PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:02 pm
by sharon
BirdbyBird wrote:Now you have just gone and confused her...... :lol:


Yeah, you're right, she'll never be the same!! :lol: