THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART
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Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:52 pm
by OutandAbout
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk everyday and that's why I am the greatest!'"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I'm the greatest!"
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART
Posted:
Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:02 pm
by Liz
Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART
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Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:31 pm
by Liz
My brother's response:
Being the old fart -- I produce "natural gas" 24 / 7 which helps the enviorment, which keeps the cows giving milk and the ants something to scurry about for.
Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART
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Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:46 pm
by AlmostThere
Speaking of "natural gas". On The Doctors show today a lady was complaining that her husband passed very smelly gas all night long in his sleep. Bad enough that she has to leave the bedroom. They were given a comforter that has a carbon layer sandwiched in between and had them use it and report back, and she says it's working!
Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART
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Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:00 am
by Liz
AlmostThere wrote::lol:
Speaking of "natural gas". On The Doctors show today a lady was complaining that her husband passed very smelly gas all night long in his sleep. Bad enough that she has to leave the bedroom. They were given a comforter that has a carbon layer sandwiched in between and had them use it and report back, and she says it's working!
Is it stopping the gas or stopping the smell?
Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART
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Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:52 pm
by Bethers
hahaha - they are stopping her from smelling it. Love the joke and Liz's brother's reply and the carbon blanket. OH my, laughing here more with each post.