THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

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THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby OutandAbout » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:52 pm

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk everyday and that's why I am the greatest!'"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I'm the greatest!"

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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby sharon » Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby Liz » Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Gotta send this one to my brother.
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby avalen » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby BirdbyBird » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:10 pm

so bad..... :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby Liz » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:31 pm

My brother's response:

Being the old fart -- I produce "natural gas" 24 / 7 which helps the enviorment, which keeps the cows giving milk and the ants something to scurry about for.
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby AlmostThere » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:46 pm

:lol: :lol:
Speaking of "natural gas". On The Doctors show today a lady was complaining that her husband passed very smelly gas all night long in his sleep. Bad enough that she has to leave the bedroom. They were given a comforter that has a carbon layer sandwiched in between and had them use it and report back, and she says it's working!
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby Liz » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:00 am

AlmostThere wrote::lol: :lol:
Speaking of "natural gas". On The Doctors show today a lady was complaining that her husband passed very smelly gas all night long in his sleep. Bad enough that she has to leave the bedroom. They were given a comforter that has a carbon layer sandwiched in between and had them use it and report back, and she says it's working!


Is it stopping the gas or stopping the smell? :lol:
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Re: THE COW, THE ANT AND AN OLD FART

Postby Bethers » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:52 pm

hahaha - they are stopping her from smelling it. Love the joke and Liz's brother's reply and the carbon blanket. OH my, laughing here more with each post.
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